Chapter 0003 – Change Your Surname, Okay?

“This is my house?”

Li Fan felt like his head wasn’t working correctly.

“You’re this old and still can’t remember your own house? Just what do you have inside that head of yours?”

Murong Ying hugged her arms and looked at Li Fan with furrowed brows. She was a young beauty yet spoke in an old-fashioned manner, “Indeed – Nothing can be carved out of rotten wood.”

“What are you preaching me about, huh? My house doesn’t look like this!”

Li Fan’s world was close to breaking apart, “And why are you here? Today isn’t April Fools’ Day, right?”

“Calm down!”

Murong Ying reproached him, “As a man, how can you act so flustered!”

“I’d calm down if I could!”

Li Fan’s mentality was after all pretty normal, “I just went to participate in a Christmas party, and everything has changed! Where are my parents? What did you do to them?”

“Oh, you’re talking about father-in-law and mother-in-law?”

Murong Ying openly addressed them, “They were provided funds by the Murong Financial Group and have already left for a world trip.”

“What?”

“They’ve left a letter for you.”

Murong Ying handed a letter over to Li Fan. He quickly opened it up and read it. It was indeed written by his mother.

“Dear son, our first destination is the Maldives. Take care of our daughter-in-law properly and give birth to a healthy grandson for us.”

“Grandson my ass!”

Li Fan shredded the letter into pieces with great ferocity, “Are they sure they haven’t made a mistake? Isn’t this akin to selling me?! You’re entrapping your own son!”

“What do you mean? That I don’t suit you?”

A murderous aura seemed to rise up from Murong Ying’s body!

“I-I didn’t mean that… but isn’t all this too sudden? This is too abrupt. I’ve only known you for a single day so how did you become my fiancee?”

Li Fan gave a hollow laugh. He actually wasn’t that principled but the amount of information he learned today was too much, so he wasn’t able to accept it.

“We knew each other from before.”

Murong Ying stated, “Do you remember ‘Mini Gunner Sakura?'”

Mini Gunner Sakura? This name sounds quite familiar! Isn’t this the girl I know in LOL who specializes in playing the Mini Gunner? She was a newbie at the beginning but became skilled after being instructed by me later on! Since I always played with her, I jokingly called her my wifey, and she seemed to haven’t rejected the way I addressed her.

“Holy Moly! You’re Mini Gunner Sakura! Are you sure you aren’t making a mistake? It’s just internet dating, big sister!”

“Internet dating is indeed unreliable.”

Murong Ying nodded, “I also had no intentions to let things develop in this manner and merely sent someone to investigate you so I could kill you, this glib-mouthed guy, that’s all.”

God damn it… Li Fan felt a shiver go through his back. I was actually walking towards the Gates of Hell? Isn’t this girl too inflexible? You won’t die by being called ‘wifey’ a few times!

“But after investigation, I discovered that you were born in the Yang Year’s Yang Month’s Yang Day’s Yang Hour and might have the legendary Pure Yang Body. I tested it today, and it was true.”

“Pure Yang Body? What the heck is that?”

Murong Yang looked left and right, “How about we talk inside the house, Lord Husband?”

The way she addressed him as ‘lord husband’ almost turned Li Fan’s bones into jelly, although he couldn’t feel any affection in her voice! Just what should I think of this as? That I picked up a wife free of charge? He followed her inside in a daze, and the big one-eyed person with a shaved head followed them as well. When he closed the door, Li Fan almost jumped in fright.

“W-W-Why are you following us inside?!”

“She’s our housekeeper after all.”

Murong Ying warned him in passing, “You aren’t allowed to act violently towards the girl.”

“Girl?”

Fudge! Where did she even resemble a girl! Li Fan kneaded his eyes as much as he could, doubting whether he was looking at an illusion! Did I open my eyes in the wrong way?

As for the big one-eyed person with the shaved head… No, the muscular girl bowed her head shyly, clutched the hem of her dress then said, “Young Master… This girl is called Tie Zhu.”

“#@[email protected]#$!”

Li Fan threw up a mouthful of blood.

“She’s the same as me, 19 years old and is an expert of our Murong family.”

Murong Ying waved her hand. Tie Zhu understood her intention and went to the kitchen to make coffee for Murong Ying. The interior of the house was almost like an elegant villa. Its appearance was entirely different from Li Fan’s former residence.

“Let me introduce myself again. I’m called Murong Ying, the 16th generation descendant of the Murong Manor.”

Murong Ying stood in front of Li Fan. The moonlight through the windows illuminated on her body, reflecting her picturesque beauty.

“I’m also the current Martial Alliance Leader.”

“Martial Alliance Leader?”

Li Fan forced a smile, “You’re filming a TV show?”

“Are you still doubting it?”

Murong Ying took the coffee cup brought by Tie Zhu and took a sip with her delicate ruby lips then said in an unhurried manner, “Didn’t you reply on your Pure Yang Body to steal 10 years of inner force from me today?”

“What?”

He recalled that kiss he had with Murong Ying and also how he had beaten up Wang Qiang. Li Fan couldn’t help raise his hands and look at his own palms. I really can’t see anything different. Just where is it written ‘Pure Yang Body’?

“The Pure Yang Body is precisely that tyrannical. It can suck inner force through a woman’s mouth.”

Murong Ying looked somewhat enviously at Li Fan, “Moreover, their speed of cultivation is two times faster than an ordinary person’s. This generation of my Murong Manor are all girls, so we need an adult man to carry on the ancestral line.”

“Therefore, my Pure Yang Body caught your eye?”

Li Fan somewhat began to understand. This woman doesn’t have any interest in me but is rather trying to entrap me?

“It is indeed so.”

Murong Ying sat on the sofa opposite to him, lifted her left leg and placed it on top of her right leg lightly, speaking in a somewhat languid tone, “If not, why do you think I’d fancy an ordinary senior high school student like you?”

Fuck! Aren’t your words too aggressive?! What’s wrong with being a senior high school student? Each and every senior high school student has unlimited potential hiding within them!

“Since you’re going to marry into the Murong family, you’ll have to change your surname into Murong from now on…”

“HOLD IT!”

Watching Murong Ying blabber on and on by herself, Li Fan finally couldn’t sit still. He stood up and said, “Why do I have to marry you? If anything, you’ll be the one marrying me! My surname is Li, and no matter what happens, I’m not going to marry into your family!”

“Father-in-law and Mother-in-law have also agreed to this matter.”

“What? How is that possible?!”

“They didn’t agree in the beginning, but after I gave them a check for 1 Million RMB, they immediately realized the righteousness of the matter.”

“Realized the righteousness of the matter my ass! Isn’t that equivalent to selling me?!”

Li Fan almost blew up in anger. He was a principled man full of a manly spirit. There was no way he could sit still and allow such a thing as changing his surname to happen!

“Are you going to change it or not?”

It was unknown when Murong Ying had also stood up. At the same time, she reached out with her right hand and the sword hanging on the wall seemed to have received the pull of some kind of energy. It trembled twice intensely, after which the blade unsheathed from the scabbard and landed in Murong Ying’s hand.

“I’m asking you again. Are you going to change it or not?”

In a split second, Murong Ying’s expression turned murderous. Li Fan’s heart began to beat like a drum. But regarding some matters, he had his own principles! If I change my surname, what pride would I have left even if I’m alive? Death is even better than that!

“I WON’T CHANGE IT!”

Li Fan stretched his neck, “Why don’t you kill me if you have the guts to do it, huh?!”

“Swish!”

The ice-cold blade edge touched against Li Fan’s neck. Murong Ying’s voice which was accompanied by a bone-chilling murderous tone echoed at his ears again.

“This is the final time I’m asking you. Are you changing it or not?””This is my house?”

Li Fan felt like his head wasn’t working correctly.

“You’re this old and still can’t remember your own house? Just what do you have inside that head of yours?”

Murong Ying hugged her arms and looked at Li Fan with furrowed brows. She was a young beauty yet spoke in an old-fashioned manner, “Indeed – Nothing can be carved out of rotten wood.”

“What are you preaching me about, huh? My house doesn’t look like this!”

Li Fan’s world was close to breaking apart, “And why are you here? Today isn’t April Fools’ Day, right?”

“Calm down!”

Murong Ying reproached him, “As a man, how can you act so flustered!”

“I’d calm down if I could!”

Li Fan’s mentality was after all pretty normal, “I just went to participate in a Christmas party, and everything has changed! Where are my parents? What did you do to them?”

“Oh, you’re talking about father-in-law and mother-in-law?”

Murong Ying openly addressed them, “They were provided funds by the Murong Financial Group and have already left for a world trip.”

“What?”

“They’ve left a letter for you.”

Murong Ying handed a letter over to Li Fan. He quickly opened it up and read it. It was indeed written by his mother.

“Dear son, our first destination is the Maldives. Take care of our daughter-in-law properly and give birth to a healthy grandson for us.”

“Grandson my ass!”

Li Fan shredded the letter into pieces with great ferocity, “Are they sure they haven’t made a mistake? Isn’t this akin to selling me?! You’re entrapping your own son!”

“What do you mean? That I don’t suit you?”

A murderous aura seemed to rise up from Murong Ying’s body!

“I-I didn’t mean that… but isn’t all this too sudden? This is too abrupt. I’ve only known you for a single day so how did you become my fiancee?”

Li Fan gave a hollow laugh. He actually wasn’t that principled but the amount of information he learned today was too much, so he wasn’t able to accept it.

“We knew each other from before.”

Murong Ying stated, “Do you remember ‘Mini Gunner Sakura?'”

Mini Gunner Sakura? This name sounds quite familiar! Isn’t this the girl I know in LOL who specializes in playing the Mini Gunner? She was a newbie at the beginning but became skilled after being instructed by me later on! Since I always played with her, I jokingly called her my wifey, and she seemed to haven’t rejected the way I addressed her.

“Holy Moly! You’re Mini Gunner Sakura! Are you sure you aren’t making a mistake? It’s just internet dating, big sister!”

“Internet dating is indeed unreliable.”

Murong Ying nodded, “I also had no intentions to let things develop in this manner and merely sent someone to investigate you so I could kill you, this glib-mouthed guy, that’s all.”

God damn it… Li Fan felt a shiver go through his back. I was actually walking towards the Gates of Hell? Isn’t this girl too inflexible? You won’t die by being called ‘wifey’ a few times!

“But after investigation, I discovered that you were born in the Yang Year’s Yang Month’s Yang Day’s Yang Hour and might have the legendary Pure Yang Body. I tested it today, and it was true.”

“Pure Yang Body? What the heck is that?”

Murong Yang looked left and right, “How about we talk inside the house, Lord Husband?”

The way she addressed him as ‘lord husband’ almost turned Li Fan’s bones into jelly, although he couldn’t feel any affection in her voice! Just what should I think of this as? That I picked up a wife free of charge? He followed her inside in a daze, and the big one-eyed person with a shaved head followed them as well. When he closed the door, Li Fan almost jumped in fright.

“W-W-Why are you following us inside?!”

“She’s our housekeeper after all.”

Murong Ying warned him in passing, “You aren’t allowed to act violently towards the girl.”

“Girl?”

Fudge! Where did she even resemble a girl! Li Fan kneaded his eyes as much as he could, doubting whether he was looking at an illusion! Did I open my eyes in the wrong way?

As for the big one-eyed person with the shaved head… No, the muscular girl bowed her head shyly, clutched the hem of her dress then said, “Young Master… This girl is called Tie Zhu.”

“#@[email protected]#$!”

Li Fan threw up a mouthful of blood.

“She’s the same as me, 19 years old and is an expert of our Murong family.”

Murong Ying waved her hand. Tie Zhu understood her intention and went to the kitchen to make coffee for Murong Ying. The interior of the house was almost like an elegant villa. Its appearance was entirely different from Li Fan’s former residence.

“Let me introduce myself again. I’m called Murong Ying, the 16th generation descendant of the Murong Manor.”

Murong Ying stood in front of Li Fan. The moonlight through the windows illuminated on her body, reflecting her picturesque beauty.

“I’m also the current Martial Alliance Leader.”

“Martial Alliance Leader?”

Li Fan forced a smile, “You’re filming a TV show?”

“Are you still doubting it?”

Murong Ying took the coffee cup brought by Tie Zhu and took a sip with her delicate ruby lips then said in an unhurried manner, “Didn’t you reply on your Pure Yang Body to steal 10 years of internal force from me today?”

“What?”

He recalled that kiss he had with Murong Ying and also how he had beaten up Wang Qiang. Li Fan couldn’t help raise his hands and look at his own palms. I really can’t see anything different. Just where is it written ‘Pure Yang Body’?

“The Pure Yang Body is precisely that tyrannical. It can suck internal force through a woman’s mouth.”

Murong Ying looked somewhat enviously at Li Fan, “Moreover, their speed of cultivation is two times faster than an ordinary person’s. This generation of my Murong Manor are all girls, so we need an adult man to carry on the ancestral line.”

“Therefore, my Pure Yang Body caught your eye?”

Li Fan somewhat began to understand. This woman doesn’t have any interest in me but is rather trying to entrap me?

“It is indeed so.”

Murong Ying sat on the sofa opposite to him, lifted her left leg and placed it on top of her right leg lightly, speaking in a somewhat languid tone, “If not, why do you think I’d fancy an ordinary senior high school student like you?”

Fuck! Aren’t your words too aggressive?! What’s wrong with being a senior high school student? Each and every senior high school student has unlimited potential hiding within them!

“Since you’re going to marry into the Murong family, you’ll have to change your surname into Murong from now on…”

“HOLD IT!”

Watching Murong Ying blabber on and on by herself, Li Fan finally couldn’t sit still. He stood up and said, “Why do I have to marry you? If anything, you’ll be the one marrying me! My surname is Li, and no matter what happens, I’m not going to marry into your family!”

“Father-in-law and Mother-in-law have also agreed to this matter.”

“What? How is that possible?!”

“They didn’t agree in the beginning, but after I gave them a check for 1 Million RMB, they immediately realized the righteousness of the matter.”

“Realized the righteousness of the matter my ass! Isn’t that equivalent to selling me?!”

Li Fan almost blew up in anger. He was a principled man full of a manly spirit. There was no way he could sit still and allow such a thing as changing his surname to happen!

“Are you going to change it or not?”

It was unknown when Murong Ying had also stood up. At the same time, she reached out with her right hand and the sword hanging on the wall seemed to have received the pull of some kind of energy. It trembled twice intensely, after which the blade unsheathed from the scabbard and landed in Murong Ying’s hand.

“I’m asking you again. Are you going to change it or not?”

In a split second, Murong Ying’s expression turned murderous. Li Fan’s heart began to beat like a drum. But regarding some matters, he had his own principles! If I change my surname, what pride would I have left even if I’m alive? Death is even better than that!

“I WON’T CHANGE IT!”

Li Fan stretched his neck, “Why don’t you kill me if you have the guts to do it, huh?!”

“Swish!”

The ice-cold blade edge touched against Li Fan’s neck. Murong Ying’s voice which was accompanied by a bone-chilling murderous tone echoed at his ears again.

“This is the final time I’m asking you. Are you changing it or not?”


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